How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."