How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!