How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."