Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
It kept crashing on the beach.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
May Divorce be with you.*
They'll tell you.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.