Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.