Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.