What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.