Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
For the pun of it.
i didnt have either growing up
Because she was out standing in her field.
Because they're two tired
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
