What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.