Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired