Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Collecting his thoughts.
They were calm and collected.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
They both can't ride bicycles.
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
Miav.
