What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.