What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."