What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.