Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What did the computer say?

too weak.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.