Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
The knock speeds up.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
He was exceeding the feed limit!
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
