Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!