Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!