Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.