How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin