How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

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Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.