The parents would love to know.
It's on the front page
A Lickalottapus
None. They live in eternal darkness.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
To get to the other side.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Ghoooooooooooooouuull!
Because he was hung like this
Because they're trans-parent
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.