How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...