How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.