How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.