How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.