How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.