How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.