Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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