How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign