How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !