Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.