Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.