Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.