Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.