Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects