Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.