What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus