What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"