What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.