Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.