Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.