Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.