Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"