What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

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Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.