How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.