How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What are short men called?

Friends.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.