How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.