How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.