What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs