What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.