What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!