What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.