What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!