What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.