What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!