Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.