What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.