What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!