What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!