What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it