Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

the duck say when he bought lipstick?