What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years