What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years