What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years