What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)