A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Your mom.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
All the cows have horns
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
By reposting it every week!
Its arse.
Because slavery is over
He ate a 5 year old weiner
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years