What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years