A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
A camel auto!
A moo-suem.
the steaks were too high.
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
because seven ate nine.
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
She kept wetting the bed.
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
Nothing.
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years