What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)