What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese