What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.