What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.