What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.