What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!