What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish?

Spanakopita

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.