What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar