What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.