He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
It was an udder catastrophe.
500 soles were lost.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Because they're different cultures.
Because it's Greek.
Gouda, gouda..."
Please cheese me !
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
There was a run on sentences.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
