What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !