What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.