What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.