What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.