What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!