What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator