What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator