Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.