Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.