What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.