What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.