How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.