Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.