Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.