Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.