What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"