What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!