What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!