What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.