What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."