What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.