What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Because, time will always tell.

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She told people to stop patronizing her.

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There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Rats!

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Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)