How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.