How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.