Graduate Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What do you call graduates from secret society school?

Alumniati

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What's every spider's dream job?

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

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When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!