Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!