Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.