Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb