Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb