What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!