What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

http://cms.bsu.edu/