What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly