What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly