Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile