Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.