Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do you sabotage a space mission ?

Send Matt Damon