What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.