What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!