What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.