What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!