What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's .

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black