How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.