Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!