Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!