Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

You might also enjoy:

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!