They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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Ones green and the other is black
A tire.
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
Zikachu.
You sit in your own pew
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Because he finally got it
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
They do Yoda.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
