Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...