They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
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Ones green and the other is black
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Because she was a private tutor
He sat in his own pew.
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Zikachu.
A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".