Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

Testicular cancer

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.