Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.