Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart