Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.