Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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A Zikachu

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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Na 'ma ste

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...