Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria