Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Your ears stay warmer.

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR