What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What goes zzub zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."